Saddle Up, Partner

Yee Haw! Thurman here just polished up the old Tony Lama alligator-skinned boots and threw on his ostrich suede overcoat for a trip back home to Austin. Three days up in Canada have left him feeling cold and dejected. Thurman longs for his ranch, where he is free to ride horses around his hundreds of Texas acres, and shoot whatever animal decides to set foot on his property. Back in the late '90's, a couple of neighbour boys made the terrible decision of playing "Hide and Seek" on Thurman's land - one is now confined to a wheelchair, and the other one has not been seen or heard from since.