Frozen In Time

In 1983, before Marty McFly and Dr. Emmett Brown were close friends, Jamie Armstrong got his hands on Dr. Brown's DeLorean and made himself a prototype. Jamie wasn't able to get his hands on any plutonium for the nuclear reactor though, because of the fact that the Libyan terrorists were after Dr. Brown and were the only source for plutonium at that time. After a couple of years of development and finally obtaining some plutonium, Jamie was able to blast into 2009 where he was able to meet his now 29 year old daughter! In a strange twist of fate, after this photo was taken Jamie was arrested for sexually assaulting his daughter in the washroom.

Prince Of Persia

A casual reader of this blog may think that our photographer asked this handsome devil to pose for the above photograph. This would in fact be entirely untrue; young Shahraman is simply presenting - a common mating ritual in Persian culture. We can only hope that Shahraman is able to elude his nemesis, Jaffar, through this busy shopping mall during the Holidays - for at the Zellers exit, trapped in a Self-Checkout lineup, is his Princess.

Casual Friday

A quick dart before heading home for the weekend on casual Friday. Is there anything better? Well, Ron can definitely think of a few things:

1. Hitting the pub en route home for a quick half-dozen pints.
2. Sexually harassing the hostesses, waitresses and eventually the busboy until he is asked to leave.
3. Driving home, parking the Camry on the front lawn, and stumbling inside to a furious wife and miserable deadbeat teenagers who have no respect for him.
4. Passing out in his armchair with a pint glass of rye in one hand, and his John Thomas in the other.

Godspeed Ron, you're an inspiration to us all.

Goofy Gregory

At 6'4" and 163 pounds, Gregory is by no means a brute force - except when it comes to lady killing. His huge ears, receding hairline, terrible posture and ridiculous grin all combine to give his duster an excellent home to sit upon. What is also astonishing is how much fun Gregory seems to be having at a Safety Inspectors tradeshow - good on you Goofball!