A quick dart before heading home for the weekend on casual Friday. Is there anything better? Well, Ron can definitely think of a few things:- Hitting the pub en route home for a quick half-dozen pints.
- Sexually harassing the hostesses, waitresses and eventually the busboy until he is asked to leave.
- Driving home, parking the Camry on the front lawn, and stumbling inside to a furious wife and miserable deadbeat teenagers who have no respect for him.
- Passing out in his armchair with a pint glass of rye in one hand, and his John Thomas in the other.
Godspeed Ron, you're an inspiration to us all.
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