Gloomy Gus

With a strong penchant for underage prostitutes and crystal meth, Gus figured that after a 62 hour binge of taking advantage of each one of his demons he should attempt repentance. Wearing the same outfit as he was when he first ventured out of his brother-in-laws' basement, Gus is well aware that the other churchgoing Christians of Caretta, West Virginia can smell the failure spewing from his pores. After ten minutes of sitting through a pedophile preaching about how terrible everyone else is, Gus realizes that he's starting to come down hard and he should probably get back to the fourteen-year-old escort he left rotting in the bathtub.