Tuesday, September 1, 2009

Dego Moustache, Greasy Hair

It has always bewildered me as to what type of employment an uneducated, middle-aged European immigrant has which has afforded him the ability to wear only the finest fabrics, and maintain a French Tickler that is so well-manicured it would make Jackie Onassis look like a filthy hobo. Throw in the fact that this gentleman spent three hours of his Thursday afternoon on the patio of a higher-end restaurant pounding cocktails and having lunch with friends; now I'm just downright frustrated.

Kudos Giuseppe, here's to good living. Let's keep those whiskers trimmed!

1 comment:

  1. This is a tricky one...the distinct widows peak on this gentelmen tells me he is an assertive and overall slimey individual...probably makes his own salami in his basement and definitely showers in public sinks on occasion...a great character study going on here...a Pauly Walnuts of sorts...tread carefully around this species...

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