Wednesday, September 23, 2009

Dego Moustache, Windblown Hair

We all remember Giuseppe (Dego Moustache, Greasy Hair); allow me to introduce one of his seven siblings - his brother Guido. Although Guido did not follow the same shady pathway to success, he definitely shares his brothers' love for facial hair. Placing a bet with his bookie, smoking a cigarette, and balancing an ashtray on his genitals, Guido is multitasking like a 1960's secretary who is forced to type 95 words per minute, answer telephone calls and masturbate her boss to the point of ejaculation. It's a shame Wal-Mart doesn't sell Ermenegildo Zegna clothing Guido, but keep livin' the dream!

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