Tuesday, October 27, 2009

Travelling Secretary

Meet Stevie Jones - the travelling secretary for Mike Henton, President of NASCAR. Stevie's hobbies include driving his Ford F350 dually Super Cab up north to go sleddin', watching NASCAR races, eating ribs, and sleeping. He enjoys long drives around the office on his motorized wheelchair, and is a career-oriented professional who travels across these United States organizing travel plans for his celebrity employer. Stevie also enjoys a Gentleman's Jack, straight up, in a short glass. He will only smoke Winston Select cigarettes, and will not abide by or adapt to any of these new "No Smoking" laws being put in place throughout the major U.S. cities. If you run into Stevie, offer to join him at a Shoney's Buffet - legend has it he once ate Shoney's for every meal of every day over the course of a ten day business trip.

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