Ahh, the Deep South. Could Wal-Mart ask for a better spokesperson? Ernie's trailer is one of the better-kept ones, considering he has lived there since 1962. His wife of 48 years takes care of her three children, eight grandchildren, and the four new bundles of joy that have made Ernie a Great Grandpa. Six loafs of bread and a case of soda will definitely tide everyone over for the next week, as Ernie has just spent his entire Disability check in one fell swoop. It's a shame his fucking degenerate, meth-addicted daughters can't seem to make a dime prostituting themselves...Although a rare sighting in the North East, Ernie's voluptuous mane of a walrus duster is commonplace in the Dirty South.
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