Commitment To Family

It is always wise to get in a quick couple of hours with the in-laws to appease the wife, as God knows Larry won't be satisfying her in any other way. As long as he is able to keep her at bay until his 12:04pm tee off time, Larry here is happy to help himself to a tray of quiche, three croissants and a half dozen cups of coffee. While desperately trying to appear interested in what his half-dead father-in-law is droning on about, in actuality Larry is dreaming of blasting balls down the fairway and flirting with beer cart girls on the course. Hawaiian golf shirt? Check. Short khaki shorts? Check. Heightened sense of self-importance based on a membership at a shitty private club? Absolutely.