Why David, Why?

A question that has plagued Duster Hunters for the ages is the one that begs "why not just shave your whole fucking face?" David here spent last night sleeping on a park bench, using only the newspaper under his arm as his protection from the elements. For obvious reasons, David did not have an opportunity to properly groom himself before making his way to the LCBO as the doors opened to another glorious Tuesday. Back to our original pondering though; it is apparent that David spent at least one evening last week at the Salvation Army. They clearly had facilities for grooming. He chose however to only shave his neck, cheeks and chin, leaving the tickler up top. Perhaps it's for straining the shot of Ontario white wine he's about to enjoy. Maybe it's to impress the homeless women in his shanty town. The mystery continues, and I'm not sure we'll ever know...