Jesus, James

Barely being able to support himself using the church pews as his walker, James here is not impressed with being summoned to attend a confirmation for his youngest nephew. Always an enabling and caring wife, Diane was able to coax him to this blessed event with a couple of "special" coffees and the promise of a few more this afternoon while he watches golf. As James works his way through his hangover, we have caught him in what is becoming a fairly common occurrence, where he gives each family member a piece of his mind by telling them exactly how he feels about them. Luckily for James, he is quickly being blacklisted by friends and family alike, and will die with only his wife and a bottle of Johnnie Walker by his side.